1 00:00:08,068 --> 00:00:10,379 - ♪ 2 00:00:10,482 --> 00:00:14,862 - Who's excited for almond meal flaxseed whole-grain pancakes?! 3 00:00:14,965 --> 00:00:16,793 - You are! 4 00:00:16,896 --> 00:00:19,206 I'm a boy, not a farm animal. 5 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:22,068 Besides, I can't start the day without my Penguin Puffs. 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Alright. 7 00:00:26,344 --> 00:00:27,931 - Well, you're gonna have to, 8 00:00:28,034 --> 00:00:30,379 'cause they're all over the floor. 9 00:00:30,482 --> 00:00:31,551 - That's weird. 10 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:37,206 - Can't start my day without my puffs. 11 00:00:39,137 --> 00:00:40,137 [gasps] 12 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,827 Okay, who pours a man's Penguin Puffs 13 00:00:42,931 --> 00:00:44,344 all over the floor? 14 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 - What happened in here? - We don't know. 15 00:00:49,103 --> 00:00:50,551 We walked in and it was like this. 16 00:00:50,655 --> 00:00:52,931 - Maybe there was a tornado. - Really? 17 00:00:53,034 --> 00:00:54,793 A tornado that only hit the kitchen? 18 00:00:54,896 --> 00:00:56,206 - Hey, I just moved to Portland. 19 00:00:56,310 --> 00:00:57,620 I don't know what kind of weather 20 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,896 goes on in your kitchens. 21 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,724 - What's Leaf's elephant doing in the fridge? 22 00:01:01,827 --> 00:01:03,344 - Just chilling? 23 00:01:04,758 --> 00:01:06,517 - Well, Leaf couldn't have put it in there. 24 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:08,344 He was at a sleepover last night. 25 00:01:08,448 --> 00:01:10,344 - It's all pretty weird, if you ask me. 26 00:01:10,448 --> 00:01:12,275 - A lot of weird stuff has been going on 27 00:01:12,379 --> 00:01:13,793 in the past few weeks. 28 00:01:13,896 --> 00:01:16,137 I thought I heard creepy singing in the middle of the night. 29 00:01:16,241 --> 00:01:17,344 - You're probably just dreaming. 30 00:01:17,448 --> 00:01:19,310 - Then cousins must have the same dream, 31 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,206 because I've been hearing singing too, 32 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:24,586 and stuff moving around. - Hey, maybe we have a ghost. 33 00:01:24,689 --> 00:01:26,896 - [screams] A ghost?! 34 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,310 - Uh-oh, you shouldn't have said that. 35 00:01:28,413 --> 00:01:29,862 My dad is scared of ghosts. 36 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,517 - Because I've seen one. 37 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:35,000 It was back at summer camp when I was Stuart's age. 38 00:01:35,103 --> 00:01:36,206 - Here we go. 39 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:38,448 - The ghost was in the window, staring at me. 40 00:01:38,551 --> 00:01:41,241 - Are you sure it wasn't a tree? - Do trees look like this? 41 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:49,000 Lewis, how come you didn't tell us this place was haunted? 42 00:01:49,103 --> 00:01:50,310 I never would've moved in. 43 00:01:50,413 --> 00:01:52,068 - I didn't tell you because it's not haunted. 44 00:01:52,172 --> 00:01:53,413 There's no such thing as ghosts. 45 00:01:53,517 --> 00:01:55,482 And as I told you before, what you saw at camp 46 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:57,448 was Gary Pluckman playing jokes on you. 47 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,448 - That doesn't explain what's going on here, 48 00:01:59,551 --> 00:02:02,103 unless it's Gary Pluckman again. 49 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,206 - Well, all I know is somebody made this mess, 50 00:02:04,310 --> 00:02:06,862 and nothing unusual happened before you guys moved in. 51 00:02:06,965 --> 00:02:10,103 - Classic Lewis, blaming me, just like the time you blamed me 52 00:02:10,206 --> 00:02:11,655 for breaking the horn on your bike. 53 00:02:11,758 --> 00:02:14,172 - You did break the horn on my bike. 54 00:02:14,275 --> 00:02:16,482 - But you didn't know that before you blamed me. 55 00:02:18,689 --> 00:02:21,482 - Well, we definitely had nothing to do with this. 56 00:02:23,827 --> 00:02:25,655 We wouldn't waste our own Penguin Puffs. 57 00:02:29,034 --> 00:02:30,896 - What is in those things? 58 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:37,517 - ♪ 59 00:02:38,931 --> 00:02:40,241 - Hey, Stuart, check this out. 60 00:02:40,344 --> 00:02:42,034 It says here that one in five people 61 00:02:42,137 --> 00:02:44,482 claim that they've actually seen a ghost. 62 00:02:44,586 --> 00:02:46,344 - I'm not sure I believe in ghosts. 63 00:02:46,448 --> 00:02:48,034 I want to, because they're cool. 64 00:02:48,137 --> 00:02:51,275 But then I think mermaids are cool, too. 65 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,103 - Ghosts make more sense than mermaids. 66 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:54,551 If only the bottom half is a fish, 67 00:02:54,655 --> 00:02:56,724 how do they breathe under water? 68 00:02:56,827 --> 00:02:58,344 - Maybe through their butts? 69 00:03:00,068 --> 00:03:01,310 - Hey. 70 00:03:01,413 --> 00:03:03,275 I'm so glad I bumped into you guys here. 71 00:03:03,379 --> 00:03:05,551 What are the odds? 72 00:03:05,655 --> 00:03:09,206 - Well, we do live here, so the odds are pretty good. 73 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:11,586 - Hey, Millie. What's up? 74 00:03:11,689 --> 00:03:14,620 - Big news. Your house is totally haunted. 75 00:03:14,724 --> 00:03:17,551 You have a ghost. 76 00:03:17,655 --> 00:03:19,206 - And how would you know this? 77 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:20,793 - Okay, you know how sometimes 78 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:24,275 I watch your house in the middle of the night through binoculars? 79 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:25,655 - Uh, we do now. 80 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:30,172 - Well, any-who, last night, I saw a bizarre figure 81 00:03:30,275 --> 00:03:31,448 floating through your living room. 82 00:03:31,551 --> 00:03:32,896 I could've gotten a much better look 83 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,896 if you'd just opened your drapes a little wider. Annoying. 84 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,379 - Sorry? - Apology accepted. 85 00:03:38,482 --> 00:03:40,655 Now I've gotta go tell Mrs. Baxter 86 00:03:40,758 --> 00:03:43,206 that Mr. Baxter's been breaking his diet. 87 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,758 I saw him eating chocolate chip ice cream 88 00:03:44,862 --> 00:03:46,862 in the middle of the night... again! 89 00:03:49,551 --> 00:03:51,413 - I don't know what Millie saw in our house, 90 00:03:51,517 --> 00:03:54,034 but something strange is definitely going on. 91 00:03:54,137 --> 00:03:56,758 - You know what we need to do. 92 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,103 - BOTH: Ghost stakeout! 93 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:02,068 - We'll stay up all night to see if this place is really haunted. 94 00:04:02,172 --> 00:04:03,103 - Yeah. 95 00:04:03,206 --> 00:04:04,793 - It is really haunted. 96 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,896 - [screaming] 97 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,206 - I thought you left. 98 00:04:08,310 --> 00:04:11,827 - I did, but I forgot my binoculars and this speaker... 99 00:04:11,931 --> 00:04:13,896 that wasn't recording you. 100 00:04:15,344 --> 00:04:19,827 - [chuckles] Am I nuts? 101 00:04:19,931 --> 00:04:22,206 Or is she completely nuts? 102 00:04:22,310 --> 00:04:23,275 - [loudly] What? 103 00:04:23,379 --> 00:04:27,586 Millie is the best neighbor ever! 104 00:04:27,689 --> 00:04:28,965 [whispers] She might be listening. 105 00:04:30,724 --> 00:04:36,689 - ♪ 106 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:41,724 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey 107 00:04:41,827 --> 00:04:46,448 ♪ 108 00:04:46,551 --> 00:04:48,310 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 109 00:04:51,172 --> 00:04:53,965 - ♪ 110 00:04:54,068 --> 00:04:55,137 - [thud] - [yelps] 111 00:04:55,241 --> 00:04:56,551 What was that? 112 00:04:57,482 --> 00:04:59,310 - It's just me. 113 00:04:59,413 --> 00:05:00,931 Man, you gotta relax. - Relax? 114 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:03,620 How can I relax when I'm living with a ghost in the house? 115 00:05:05,517 --> 00:05:07,103 - There's no such thing as ghosts. 116 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:08,275 There has to be an explanation. 117 00:05:08,379 --> 00:05:09,517 - Like what? 118 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:11,344 - I don't know, maybe a wild animal got in, 119 00:05:11,448 --> 00:05:13,862 like a rabbit or a bear. 120 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,655 - A bear?! We have a bear?! 121 00:05:15,758 --> 00:05:17,793 Call the police! Call a bear catcher! 122 00:05:17,896 --> 00:05:21,206 - Leaf, the house is perfectly safe. 123 00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:22,620 I only say it was a bear 124 00:05:22,724 --> 00:05:25,000 because Uncle Clark's afraid we got a ghost. 125 00:05:25,103 --> 00:05:27,172 - A ghost?! We have a ghost?! 126 00:05:27,275 --> 00:05:28,931 Call the police! Call a ghost catcher! 127 00:05:29,034 --> 00:05:30,206 - We gotta do something. 128 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:32,620 This house is 100% haunted. 129 00:05:32,724 --> 00:05:33,896 - [screams] 130 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,413 - Leaf, no! 131 00:05:36,482 --> 00:05:38,551 Great, now Leaf's afraid. 132 00:05:38,655 --> 00:05:40,758 Look, we're the adults here. 133 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:42,448 We gotta set an example. 134 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:45,310 So next time someone brings up ghosts, we're gonna say? 135 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:46,241 - A ghost?! 136 00:05:46,344 --> 00:05:51,034 [screams] 137 00:05:51,137 --> 00:05:52,862 - Not that. 138 00:05:52,965 --> 00:05:57,172 - ♪ 139 00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:58,931 - Nighty-night, Mama Bear. 140 00:05:59,034 --> 00:06:01,000 Yes, I'm snug as a bug in a rug. 141 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:05,965 Uh, I mean, uh, good night, Mother. 142 00:06:06,068 --> 00:06:07,448 Thank you for your service. 143 00:06:07,551 --> 00:06:08,655 [whispers] Love you, Mom. 144 00:06:08,758 --> 00:06:10,862 - Alright, I got the camera all set up. 145 00:06:10,965 --> 00:06:14,172 No ghost is gonna get passed us tonight. 146 00:06:14,275 --> 00:06:17,965 - Tonight, we find out if this place is really haunted. 147 00:06:18,068 --> 00:06:19,310 Ready to stay up all night? 148 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:20,862 - I'm too excited to sleep! 149 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:22,758 - Yeah! Cool! 150 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:32,172 - [snores] 151 00:06:32,275 --> 00:06:35,068 - The elephant! [screams] 152 00:06:35,172 --> 00:06:36,931 - What, what, what? What is it? 153 00:06:37,034 --> 00:06:39,551 Is it the ghost? 154 00:06:39,655 --> 00:06:41,482 - Something major happened here. 155 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,551 How could you fall asleep? 156 00:06:46,655 --> 00:06:48,413 - You fell asleep, too. 157 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:51,241 - We missed it. 158 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:52,482 - Or did we? 159 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,068 - BOTH: The camera! 160 00:06:57,206 --> 00:06:59,931 - We may have been asleep, but the camera was wide awake. 161 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:08,724 - STUART: [snores] 162 00:07:10,344 --> 00:07:13,103 - How I slept through your snoring, I have no idea. 163 00:07:14,655 --> 00:07:16,965 - IVY: [snores] 164 00:07:17,068 --> 00:07:20,620 - Oh, look who's snoring now! Oh, and drooling. 165 00:07:20,724 --> 00:07:22,379 - You know what? Let's fast forward through that. 166 00:07:22,482 --> 00:07:24,448 - [fast forward squeaking] 167 00:07:24,551 --> 00:07:26,034 - Wait, Stuart, what's that? 168 00:07:26,137 --> 00:07:32,000 - [eerie, ghostly noises] 169 00:07:34,965 --> 00:07:36,172 - [static] 170 00:07:36,275 --> 00:07:38,758 - BOTH: [screaming] 171 00:07:42,172 --> 00:07:46,413 - [screams] 172 00:07:46,517 --> 00:07:48,068 - Stop fooling around. 173 00:07:48,172 --> 00:07:49,620 - [whimpers] 174 00:07:49,724 --> 00:07:52,241 - You're scaring the Penguin Puffs out of your uncle Clark. 175 00:07:52,344 --> 00:07:54,241 It's obvious you guys... 176 00:07:54,344 --> 00:07:55,620 finagled the footage. 177 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:57,551 - We didn't finagle anything. 178 00:07:57,655 --> 00:07:59,482 I wouldn't even know how to finagle. 179 00:07:59,586 --> 00:08:01,586 - I actually do know how to finagle. 180 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:03,448 But I didn't finagle. 181 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:04,827 That thing is real. 182 00:08:04,931 --> 00:08:07,689 - Oh, guys, we got dead people living in our house! 183 00:08:09,758 --> 00:08:12,206 - I read that some spirits don't mean to scare anyone. 184 00:08:12,310 --> 00:08:14,172 They just have unfinished business. 185 00:08:14,275 --> 00:08:17,758 - Well, we need to finish all this ghost business now. 186 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:19,862 - Or maybe start a ghost business. 187 00:08:21,482 --> 00:08:23,655 Who cares if the ghost is real or not? 188 00:08:23,758 --> 00:08:28,379 People would pay a lot of money to hang out in a haunted house. 189 00:08:28,482 --> 00:08:30,793 - Well, we are moving back to San Diego. 190 00:08:30,896 --> 00:08:32,758 Best of luck on your ghost infestation. 191 00:08:32,862 --> 00:08:34,689 Stuart, we out. 192 00:08:34,793 --> 00:08:36,620 - Dad, we're not going anywhere. 193 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:39,448 - And those are my suitcases. 194 00:08:39,551 --> 00:08:41,379 - Besides, it could be one of those tracking ghosts 195 00:08:41,482 --> 00:08:43,379 I read about. 196 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:47,310 They'll follow you wherever you go...forever. 197 00:08:47,413 --> 00:08:48,896 - That's a thing? 198 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,551 - Unfortunately, yes. 199 00:08:52,896 --> 00:08:54,655 - Oh, I'm freaking out! I'm freaking out! 200 00:08:54,758 --> 00:08:55,931 [sobs] 201 00:08:56,034 --> 00:08:58,034 - Ooh, do you mind freaking out into the camera? 202 00:08:58,137 --> 00:09:00,517 This will be a great promo for my new haunted house business. 203 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:02,241 - I'm freaking out! 204 00:09:02,344 --> 00:09:04,241 I'm freaking out! 205 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:07,068 I'm freaking out, out! 206 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:12,862 - ♪ 207 00:09:12,965 --> 00:09:13,758 - Hey, sweetie. 208 00:09:13,862 --> 00:09:15,931 - [groans] - What's wrong? 209 00:09:16,034 --> 00:09:17,965 - I've been researching for clues about the ghost, 210 00:09:18,068 --> 00:09:19,068 and I'm really bummed. 211 00:09:19,172 --> 00:09:20,758 Our house wasn't built on an old cemetery 212 00:09:20,862 --> 00:09:22,965 or a creepy, abandoned hospital. 213 00:09:23,068 --> 00:09:24,448 Nothing horrible. 214 00:09:24,551 --> 00:09:25,931 - Yeah, that's pretty disappointing. 215 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,620 - Do you know anything about the house 216 00:09:28,724 --> 00:09:30,517 or the people that used to live here? 217 00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:32,482 - Well, the original owner was an opera singer 218 00:09:32,586 --> 00:09:34,137 named Countess Maria. 219 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,620 - Opera singer? 220 00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:37,793 That could explain the weird singing we've been hearing. 221 00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:39,620 - Ivy, you don't believe all that stuff, do you? 222 00:09:39,724 --> 00:09:40,862 - You saw the video. 223 00:09:40,965 --> 00:09:42,862 Countess Maria could need our help. 224 00:09:42,965 --> 00:09:46,689 I can't turn my back on a soul in need, living or dead. 225 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:48,448 - Maybe you should try one of those things 226 00:09:48,551 --> 00:09:49,896 where you contact her from beyond the grave. 227 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,344 - You mean a séance? That's a great idea, Dad. 228 00:09:53,448 --> 00:09:55,310 But I'm gonna need a crystal ball. 229 00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:56,827 - Well, I don't have a crystal ball. 230 00:09:56,931 --> 00:10:00,103 But for our wedding, your mom and I got a nice crystal bowl. 231 00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:01,275 - That can work. 232 00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:03,000 - Great, and when that ghost doesn't show up, 233 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,000 our family will realize this house isn't haunted, 234 00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:08,103 and everything around here will be back to normal. 235 00:10:08,206 --> 00:10:11,068 - Dad, my pig locked himself in the car again. 236 00:10:11,172 --> 00:10:13,965 - [car horn honking] 237 00:10:14,068 --> 00:10:15,448 - Yup, back to normal. 238 00:10:15,551 --> 00:10:17,172 - [car horn honking] 239 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:19,206 - Coming, Arthur! 240 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,000 - I don't know how he got the keys. 241 00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:22,103 - Excuse me, Son. 242 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,172 - [car horn honking] 243 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:27,965 - ♪ 244 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:34,965 - Are those mousetraps? 245 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,034 - Not anymore. 246 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,448 Now they're... 247 00:10:38,551 --> 00:10:40,586 ghost traps. 248 00:10:40,689 --> 00:10:43,068 - Finally, someone with some common sense. 249 00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:47,724 - Whoa, that's a big sandwich! 250 00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:49,275 - Well, I'm a stress eater. 251 00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:52,103 And this ghost has me stressed. 252 00:10:52,206 --> 00:10:54,344 - You think you're stressed now? 253 00:10:54,448 --> 00:10:57,344 Wait till you get a load of this. 254 00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:01,482 - [creepy organ music] - [wolf howling] 255 00:11:01,586 --> 00:11:04,689 - Spend an evening in the haunted-est house 256 00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:09,620 in Portland with this glowing ghost. 257 00:11:09,724 --> 00:11:15,344 As your host--mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-- 258 00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:18,068 not only will you see it and hear it, 259 00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:21,655 you'll chat with the spirit in an actual séance 260 00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:24,620 conducted by Madame Ivy. 261 00:11:24,724 --> 00:11:25,931 - [thunderclap] 262 00:11:26,034 --> 00:11:28,758 - If you're not chilled and thrilled, 263 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:33,172 we offer a money back scare-antee. 264 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,862 Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! 265 00:11:35,689 --> 00:11:37,448 Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! 266 00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:38,931 - I'm freaking out! 267 00:11:39,034 --> 00:11:40,103 - [thud] 268 00:11:41,586 --> 00:11:44,551 - Stuart's actually trying to get the ghost to show up here. 269 00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:47,482 - He's your cousin. - He's your son! 270 00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:49,275 - There's only one thing to do. 271 00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:50,793 Make another sandwich. 272 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:59,724 - ♪ 273 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:01,931 - [creepy music plays] 274 00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:05,241 - Thank you. Prepare to be scared. 275 00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:07,379 Oh, hey, Marlo. Thanks for buying a ticket. 276 00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:09,793 - Thanks for taking my money. 277 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,620 You think after we contact the ghost, 278 00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:13,586 we can contact my grandma? 279 00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:16,206 - Aw, I'm sorry. When did she pass away? 280 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:17,413 - Oh, no, she's fine. 281 00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:19,758 I just have to tell her what time to pick me up. 282 00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:25,310 - Cody Cooper. 283 00:12:25,413 --> 00:12:27,482 I'm sure you've read my blog, The Boo Report? 284 00:12:27,586 --> 00:12:28,689 [sniffs] 285 00:12:28,793 --> 00:12:30,551 This place doesn't smell haunted. 286 00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:32,241 What kind of ghost do you got here? 287 00:12:32,344 --> 00:12:33,448 Poltergeist? Ecto mist? 288 00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:35,413 Evil poltergeist? Funnel ghost? 289 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:36,620 Dybbuk? Banshee? 290 00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:38,655 Abraham Lincoln's specter? Confused entity? 291 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,206 Floating head? Your classic boo? 292 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:41,724 Apparition? - Not sure. 293 00:12:42,551 --> 00:12:43,896 Not sure. 294 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,344 But whatever it is, ha, I know it's gonna be scary. 295 00:12:48,448 --> 00:12:49,758 As a matter of fact, 296 00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:53,000 I just want to point out that by entering these premises, 297 00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:55,551 you agree that I am not liable for any injury 298 00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:57,482 or property damage incurred 299 00:12:57,586 --> 00:13:00,517 as a result of a supernatural experience. 300 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:01,586 - What's that mean? 301 00:13:01,689 --> 00:13:02,965 - It means it's not my problem 302 00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:04,758 if you get messed up by the ghost. 303 00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:07,931 - I'll believe it when I see it. 304 00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:10,241 So far, not one goosebump. 305 00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:11,965 See? Not one. 306 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:16,793 - I have a goosebump, right here where my goose bit me. 307 00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:20,103 - Okay, everyone. 308 00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:23,034 Please, help yourself to some scare-ree-freshements 309 00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:25,965 and have a look at our boo-venirs. 310 00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:27,172 Cash only. 311 00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:31,724 Actual photo of the ghost, buttons, T-shirts, everything. 312 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,689 Oh, hey, Leaf. 313 00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,586 Are you staying for the haunted house experience? 314 00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:37,965 - No way. 315 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,172 You're gonna have to experience this without me. 316 00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:42,482 I'm grabbing a piece of banana scream pie 317 00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,137 and locking myself in my bedroom. 318 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,379 Bye. 319 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:50,000 - Oh, uh, sorry, Millie. 320 00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:52,551 This event is for ticketholders only. 321 00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:54,103 - Oh, I bought a ticket. 322 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:58,689 I even paid extra for the special VIP experience. 323 00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:01,241 - Oh, well, forgive me. 324 00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:03,000 Step right this way. 325 00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:13,068 - And I believe the VIP package comes with a souvenir mug. 326 00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:15,931 - Oh, right. Uh, one second. 327 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:19,068 Yes. 328 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,241 Here, you can have this one. 329 00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:27,586 - "Number One Dad"? 330 00:14:27,689 --> 00:14:29,068 - Hey, that's my dad's mug. 331 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,310 - Not anymore. 332 00:14:32,517 --> 00:14:35,103 - Stuart, I don't know about this thing on my head. 333 00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:38,896 - You look great, Madame Ivy. 334 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,896 Now remember, you're kicking off the night, 335 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,620 so make it super spooky for our paying customers? 336 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:45,896 - I know I agreed to be a part of this, 337 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,551 but the real reason for the séance is to help a lost soul. 338 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,758 - Yeah, good, stay with that attitude. 339 00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:54,103 It's very believable. 340 00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:58,413 Yes, and keep that serious concerned face going, too. 341 00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:01,448 Okay, everyone, please gather 342 00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:06,172 as Madame Ivy tries to contact the spirits. 343 00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:08,862 - ♪ 344 00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:10,137 - Alright, chill seekers. 345 00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:12,206 Who's ready to contact the afterlife? 346 00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:15,310 I know I'm in the spirit to talk to a spirit. 347 00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:16,724 - Huh? 348 00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:18,862 I said spooky, not kooky. 349 00:15:21,413 --> 00:15:25,034 - I mean, I ask that you all join hands 350 00:15:25,137 --> 00:15:27,689 and focus on the crystal bowl. 351 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,034 - Crystal bowl? 352 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,172 Are we trying to speak to a ghost or make punch? 353 00:15:33,448 --> 00:15:36,724 - Countess Maria, spirit who occupies this house, 354 00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:40,655 please make yourself known to all present. 355 00:15:40,758 --> 00:15:43,689 - Yes, yes, the spirit is here among us. 356 00:15:43,793 --> 00:15:45,482 I can sense her energy. 357 00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:47,931 - The only thing I can sense is getting my money back. 358 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,517 Still no goosebumps. 359 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:51,448 See? Smooth. 360 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,896 Cody Cooper doesn't like smooth. 361 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,758 - Shh, you're gonna scare away the ghost. 362 00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:57,655 And I paid 100 bucks for this. 363 00:15:57,758 --> 00:15:59,310 - That's pretty expensive. 364 00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:00,344 - What did you pay? 365 00:16:00,448 --> 00:16:01,931 - Twenty? 366 00:16:02,034 --> 00:16:04,551 - For the VIP experience, that's a good value. 367 00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:08,310 - This whole thing is a rip-off, and especially for her. 368 00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:14,206 - Countess Maria, please ignore this negative energy 369 00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:18,344 in our midst and make yourself known! 370 00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:20,896 - [thud] - [gasping] 371 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,413 - Countess Maria, is that you? 372 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,137 Call out if it is! 373 00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:27,482 - [high-pitched screaming] 374 00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:29,103 - ALL: [gasping] 375 00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:32,448 - ♪ 376 00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:37,551 - ♪ 377 00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:38,827 - You really did it, Ivy. 378 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,379 You summoned the ghost. 379 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:42,206 - I did! 380 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:44,827 Oh, I did. 381 00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:46,793 - Come on, everyone. To the kitchen! 382 00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,586 Let's go see that ghost. 383 00:16:48,689 --> 00:16:51,310 - Out of my way! VIPs first! 384 00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:54,172 - [screams] 385 00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:56,448 - Who put a mousetrap in the refrigerator? 386 00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:58,758 - Leaf thought he could catch a ghost with those. 387 00:16:58,862 --> 00:17:00,413 The first aid kit is in the cupboard. 388 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,000 - [snap] - [screams] 389 00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:07,413 Who puts a mousetrap in the first aid kit? 390 00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:08,931 [screams] 391 00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:13,310 - [snap] - LEWIS: Ow! Seriously! 392 00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:14,586 - That's no ghost. 393 00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:16,448 That's just some dude who likes sticking his fingers 394 00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:18,344 in mousetraps. 395 00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:20,896 I believe we were promised a money-back scare-antee? 396 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,379 - Yeah, I want my money back. 397 00:17:22,482 --> 00:17:24,379 - My dad's a lawyer. 398 00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:27,827 - Can I use your crystal bowl to call my grandma now? 399 00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,482 - Hold on, hold on. 400 00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:31,793 This place is totally haunted. 401 00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,551 Everyone, go back to the living room. 402 00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:36,517 We'll be right there, okay? - [moaning, muttering] 403 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,000 - Thank you, thank you. 404 00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:41,724 Okay, here's the deal, Ivy. 405 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,275 I'm not giving anyone their money back. 406 00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,862 So if you can't summon the ghost, then I will. 407 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,310 - What do you mean by that? 408 00:17:48,413 --> 00:17:52,517 - Heh, I mean buckle up, because it's about to get scary in here. 409 00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:57,206 - The only dead thing in this house 410 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,827 is my hope of seeing a ghost tonight. 411 00:17:58,931 --> 00:17:59,896 - [jangling] 412 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,482 - Wait! I hear something. 413 00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:06,413 - [jangling] 414 00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:08,655 - That tambourine! I think it's moving! 415 00:18:08,758 --> 00:18:10,758 - [jangling] 416 00:18:10,862 --> 00:18:12,448 - It's supernatural. 417 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,172 - [jangling] 418 00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:17,896 - Wow, look at it slide slowly across the table, 419 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,793 like it's being pushed by a ghostly hand. 420 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:23,241 - [jangling stops] 421 00:18:23,344 --> 00:18:25,586 - [clicking] 422 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,482 - Looks like the ghost is having some technical difficulties. 423 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:32,931 - [jangle] - [grunts] 424 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,034 - I've been tambourined! 425 00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:39,379 - Oops! Sorry, Cody. 426 00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:42,620 I mean, I'm sure the ghost is sorry. 427 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,827 - I paid extra. 428 00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:48,896 I should have been tambourined! 429 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,758 - Okay, I'll admit, that was pretty weird. 430 00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:53,068 Flying musical instruments 431 00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:55,620 are a pretty standard poltergeist behavior. 432 00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:57,206 - Hmm, interesting. 433 00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:59,793 - Maybe we should wrap this up 434 00:18:59,896 --> 00:19:02,344 before the ghost hurts anyone else. 435 00:19:02,448 --> 00:19:03,620 - Wait! 436 00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:07,517 Countess Maria, she's standing right behind me. 437 00:19:09,275 --> 00:19:11,448 She's gently pulling me towards her. 438 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,413 She's--[screams] 439 00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:15,103 - [screaming] 440 00:19:15,206 --> 00:19:17,241 - I'm getting outta here! - I'm convinced! 441 00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:20,655 The ghost is real! I have numerous goosebumps! 442 00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:21,724 Numerous! 443 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,344 - VIPs first! 444 00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:27,379 Oh, and thanks for the mug. 445 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:34,103 - I think I made that wire a little too springy. 446 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,448 - Are you okay? 447 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,275 - Heh, not sure. 448 00:19:37,379 --> 00:19:39,517 But it hurts less than having to give back all that money. 449 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,793 - I'm just bummed the ghost never showed up. 450 00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:45,689 - Maybe there isn't a ghost after all. 451 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:48,206 - But then what was that thing we saw in the video? 452 00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,034 - Who knows, but it could've been a-- 453 00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:54,586 - [eerie, ghostly noises] 454 00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:56,862 - Okay, Stuart, you got to keep the money. 455 00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:59,000 You can stop with the scares. 456 00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:00,517 - I'm not doing this. 457 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:06,448 - [eerie, ghostly noises] 458 00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:14,000 - [screaming] 459 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 - [gasps] 460 00:20:17,103 --> 00:20:18,896 - Uncle Clark? - Dad? 461 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,310 - What--what am I doing down here? 462 00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:24,137 Huh, last thing I remember was reading. 463 00:20:24,241 --> 00:20:26,137 I must've fallen asleep. 464 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:28,413 Then I had this weird dream I keep having. 465 00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:31,689 I was the lead in an opera, and my costar was an elephant. 466 00:20:35,379 --> 00:20:37,172 - What's--what's going on? 467 00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:38,482 We heard screaming. 468 00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:39,896 - The mystery is solved. 469 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,137 The ghost is Uncle Clark. 470 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,379 - Uncle Clark's a ghost? 471 00:20:45,482 --> 00:20:47,655 - Ow! 472 00:20:47,758 --> 00:20:50,172 - No, he's been sleepwalking. 473 00:20:50,275 --> 00:20:52,344 - In that glow-in-the-dark snuggly... 474 00:20:52,448 --> 00:20:55,310 which explains the glowing figure in the video. 475 00:20:55,413 --> 00:20:56,862 - I knew it. 476 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,172 I told you all there weren't any ghosts. 477 00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:01,241 - Uh, I-I knew that, too. 478 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:05,482 I was just pretending to be scared for Uncle Clark. 479 00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:11,379 - Wow, so the ghost I was so afraid of was me. 480 00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:13,482 That's wild. 481 00:21:13,586 --> 00:21:18,000 - Ha, what's wild is how much money I made tonight. 482 00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:19,931 - What's this remote for? - No! 483 00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:21,137 - [glass shattering] 484 00:21:22,068 --> 00:21:23,206 - My crystal bowl! 485 00:21:25,172 --> 00:21:26,517 - This should cover it. 486 00:21:28,034 --> 00:21:29,758 - You know what? That's okay. 487 00:21:29,862 --> 00:21:33,689 I have an even better idea to make even more money. 488 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,103 We're gonna turn this house into a haunted hotel. 489 00:21:37,206 --> 00:21:39,344 Come on, Ivy, we have some planning to do. 490 00:21:39,448 --> 00:21:40,793 - Don't do that. No, no! 491 00:21:40,896 --> 00:21:41,827 Hey, take this money back! 492 00:21:41,931 --> 00:21:44,034 Hey, hey! 493 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,310 - Are you sure you're not a ghost. 494 00:21:46,413 --> 00:21:51,275 - [giggles] 495 00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:52,344 Stop it! 496 00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:54,103 - ♪ 497 00:21:56,241 --> 00:21:58,034 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey 498 00:21:58,137 --> 00:22:04,034 ♪ 499 00:22:04,137 --> 00:22:05,517 ♪ Hey 500 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:11,344 ♪ 501 00:22:11,448 --> 00:22:12,586 ♪ Hey 502 00:22:12,689 --> 00:22:18,655 ♪ 503 00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:23,275 ♪ Hey